The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.