Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.