We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Individuality' is the key to success.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.