If you can laugh together, you can work together.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!