We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.