I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.