Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.