Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.