In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert OrbenI feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.
Robert OrbenLove is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben