The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.