The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.