Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.