Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.