Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.