Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.