I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.