With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.