Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.