The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.