The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?