The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!