The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.