For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.