It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.