I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.

I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice.) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France." "Why, Siri?" "I don't know." It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian