I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

It's the same sex all the time.