[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.