Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.