I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.