I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.