Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.