Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.