We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.