Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.