Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude