Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.