Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.