Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.