Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.