Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."