Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude