Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.