I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.