Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.