I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Rodney DangerfieldI asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
Rodney Dangerfield