With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?