Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.
Rodney DangerfieldI had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Rodney DangerfieldI don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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