I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?

I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.

I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.