With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
Rodney DangerfieldYou know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
Rodney DangerfieldAt Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
Rodney Dangerfield