I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Rodney DangerfieldWhat a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
Rodney DangerfieldOne night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Rodney Dangerfield