My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.