It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!