A hooker once told me she had a headache.
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!