I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.