She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.