Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens