He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.