My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.