People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.

I don't get no respect, no respect at all!