Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
Rodney DangerfieldI once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney Dangerfield