I don't get no respect, no respect at all!

I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

I can't get no respect.

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.