I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.