She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
Rodney DangerfieldI went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Rodney Dangerfield