When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney DangerfieldYou know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
Rodney DangerfieldI come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
Rodney Dangerfield