Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens