People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.