I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
Rodney Dangerfield