You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.