Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

You can't fix stupid.

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I don't do any corporate work.

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks