Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.

I don't do any corporate work.

I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.