In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.