In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.