I don't do any corporate work.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.