Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
They call me Tater Salad
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.