But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I don't do any corporate work.