I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!

I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.