I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.