I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron WhiteIf you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.
Ron WhiteI've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
Ron WhiteI only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. Because it affects the way the audience responds to what you say, because it makes them uncomfortable. You have to perform in a light room, and I prefer a dark room. But I love to perform, and I don't really see myself doing any television at all.
Ron White