The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.