There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
Ron WhiteI've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron WhiteWhen life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White