The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

I don't do any corporate work.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

You can't fix stupid.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.