I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!