I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.