When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.