I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.