I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do something else. Because you'll never get here. Never. The odds are so bad. Because not only do you have to be a really, really strong comedian but you also have to be lucky. And most people don't get that combination.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.