I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

I don't do any corporate work.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

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