I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!