I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.