I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.