Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room.

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.