I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.