I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.
My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.
I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.
Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.