Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.
I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.