The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.