The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room.